Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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