I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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