I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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