i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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