David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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