people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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