We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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