my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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