Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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