oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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