Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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