Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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