is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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