i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
