So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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