I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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