I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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