i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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