That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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