**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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