When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I won't apologize to a one balled man
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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