apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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