Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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