I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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