Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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