and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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