Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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