I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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