if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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