You really coming over, don't trick.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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