You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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