Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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