CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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