I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
