Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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