He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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