Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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