i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Randomize
