Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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