you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
