i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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