we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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