So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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