Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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