im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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