You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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