omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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