So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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