dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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