its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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