Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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