why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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