google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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