Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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