An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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