ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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