I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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