You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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