it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How does one acquire holy water?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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