I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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