I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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